Gag Reflex Tees®
About Gag Reflex Tees
OUR VISION
At Gag Reflex Tees®, we're not just creating apparel – we're cultivating a community where medical professionals can embrace their darkly beautiful sense of humor. We believe that those who dance with life and death daily deserve to wear their twisted wit proudly.
Our mission is simple: to be the sanctuary where healthcare warriors can find their tribe through perfectly inappropriate medical humor. Whether you're a nurse documenting the undocumentable, a phlebotomist hunting for that elusive vein, or a combat medic who's seen it all (twice), we're here to remind you that laughter is still the best medicine – even when it's darker than your coffee.
We stand for: • Authenticity in every stitch – because your humor is as real as your patient stories • Quality that outlasts your longest shift • Designs that make your colleagues laugh (and civilians slightly uncomfortable) • Supporting our medical community through humor that heals • Celebrating neurodiversity in healthcare with unapologetic pride • Honoring our military medics who serve with grit and gallows humor
Every piece we create is born from real medical moments, forged in dark humor, and delivered with the precision of a perfectly timed inappropriate joke. We're more than a brand – we're your partners in surviving the beautiful chaos of medicine, one darkly humorous design at a time.
Welcome to Gag Reflex Tees® – WEAR dark humor saves lives.
Our Products
Welcome to Gag Reflex Tees® - WEAR dark humor meets everyday apparel, created exclusively for medical professionals who combat life's darkest moments with laughter.
From our ER Nurse Bingo (where 'But WebMD said...' is always the free space) to our original Vampire Squad Phlebotomist collection, we celebrate the beautiful chaos of medical life. Our premium apparel and accessories are designed for:
• Nurses who've seen it all (and charted it with dark humor) • Medical Assistants managing controlled chaos with coffee and sarcasm • Phlebotomists - our original vampire squad - making blood draws delightfully dark • Combat Medics and their proud families (featuring our exclusive 68W tribute collection) • Our Neurodiversity Ward collection - because being 'Unapologetically Autistic' is something to celebrate
Each piece is crafted through our partnership with premium producers, ensuring your dark medical humor is displayed on high-quality, comfortable apparel that survives longer than your patience during a full moon in the ER.
Whether you're documenting the undocumentable, turning trauma into triumph, or just trying to make it through another shift without needing your own medical attention, our collections are your prescription for sanity (side effects may include uncontrollable laughter and knowing nods from colleagues).
Join our growing community of medical professionals who understand that sometimes, the best medicine is dark humor served with a side of caffeine and sarcasm.
Gag Reflex Tees® - Because surviving medical horror stories is better with twisted humor.
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The Night Shift Crew
Behind every inappropriately timed laugh and darkly humorous design, there's a team that understands the beautiful chaos of medicine firsthand. Led by our Chief of Dark Humor, Chryste Morris, we're a family-operated venture born from real medical experiences and a slightly twisted sense of humor.
Our DNA is coded with military medicine, medical assisting excellence, pediatric chaos, and enough caffeine to restart a flatlined heart. Every design comes from authentic medical moments and real-life experiences of our crew.
Our support team includes: • Chief of Dark Humor & CEO: Chryste Morris • Boo Boo Crew & MA Collection Muse: Corinne Morris, CMA (The inspiration behind our Medical Assistant mayhem) • Military Medical Muse: Christian Morris (Former Combat Medic 68W) • Quality Control Chaos Agents: Cooper, Kaiser, Lawson, Rheya, and Aiden • Head of R&D (Ridiculous & Deranged) Design: The entire sleep-deprived family.
From our MA collection that captures the controlled chaos of clinical life (thanks to Corinne's real-world adventures) to our Combat Medic designs inspired by Christian's 68W experiences, each piece tells a story of medical professionals who turn trauma into triumph.
Together, we're your partners in turning medical mayhem into wearable art, one inappropriately timed joke at a time.
Remember: We're not just a team – we're your dark humor support group. No referral needed.